Tom and Jean-Ralphio is like an early Christmas gift to me.
It’s been over 20 years since I’ve had to sit an exam, so it’s almost long enough for me to forget the hysterical run up to Christmas: Cramming, caffeine, not sleeping - and not eating anything because I didn’t want to have a spastic bowel going in to a three hour hostage taking. Oh, and thinking…
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
do yourself a favor and don’t become friends with people that you have to water yourself down for
|—||Cloud Atlas, David Mitchell (via awesem)|
how i will die
my room was getting cold so i went to check if my vent was open and